Chad Hartman shares his funny story about running out of gas.

" Basically this this gimmick is what -- I am. And we even have an intro to it appeared this. What foolish mistake that they have during the yesterday show."

" Purdue pay that. That's the sort of comedy you're going to give us on CBS okay so you're gonna play twenty questions Gartner did you have to be royalty fees to -- absolutely. John Heintz and Heidi you know it's John. Okay so this was within an hour of leaving this building. That's that's the clue OK I'm going to give him you know within an hour so. Little 20/20 questions are exactly so go ahead you're on the clock did involve an automobile yes -- Did involve a parking meter. No no what I'm capable that. Did involve. Head moved. College did not evolve and an -- one of the great SNL skits written that well yeah how often is dog was eating -- I Golden Retriever extra act. The clock is no idea. At the B posse is the Dick -- was exactly stick our massive head who -- and they're trying. Named a whole beef is with the fifth I think each and upset and they're all laughing -- some of the best SNL skits. When they know they're just laughing and they can't stay within character that I don't know no blood no injury here was the automobile moving at the time com. I think it is partially and then no. Partially in the know yeah okay so there's some so did the did this involve. Damage to sit vehicles not well okay now involved the lawn from law enforcement. No idea I did run into a member of the law enforcement and to hold him about it communities that fine thank you also -- damage to your view dole would damage damage to something -- no no no he hit something why. If this myself. The evaluation of my intellect took another -- it's really low already. So. Did you hit something no he didn't hit there now now well I eat in some ways you say yes the most when we're down and no I did not strike. An object with the vehicle. But you have to tell the authorities yeah I'm totally -- dimly lit trees -- yet he has an idea it. Which -- consult with electric I load somewhat yes to a call on day you were all look at this point. Yeah parking -- No no parking -- okay but I'm capable of that also know I -- put your parking brake. When I'm on the hill went downhill -- to the wield veto and he Ulster talks if you're going uphill if you park. Facing uphill turn the wheels out can Hillary William Kilimanjaro -- a -- house's kind of on a -- trusting the brakes on my car if they unlike some of the other vehicles -- about every day's drive at least. Now in on totally lost your what you're gonna have to."

" I ran out you're cool I think is -- obvious -- so lot -- so I'm I'm driving home. And outlets and -- 24 and listen to the the to for this starting five you know -- so -- I'm not the show in the role -- I mean. I mean they're I I'd been a phone call to America denied that and I I thought about it on the way Ian. It and done yeah then I'm just some of mine in my own distant pop you know listen and all the sudden I I hear a -- click. In them pushing down enact gas pedal. And then we have to go to the delay to repeat some of the comments on the next its oil on 494 I'm in between Carlson parkway. And Tony wrote six and I'm not cruise. I am now there's there's no control that foot is down at the -- what lay in review I'm in the right lane thankfully thankfully thankfully I mean delta. No it was a lucky breaks and now. What do you do. What you and I used to have a guy call in what is at the fan called and call for its biggest chemical -- to his friends didn't like you probably need -- Petraeus betray if you're listening to -- it could trade told me he would run out of gas once a month really yet he seems like a reasoned intelligent got. But he said he would always play with that so. I'm in the right lane and I'm seeing Connie writes except that made this driver for nanny for. Hundreds of times in nine coach Steve. And I'm thinking what a complete fool Lamotte. So I get halfway up the ramp and I'm done yeah I'm -- it pulled off I pull off to decide. And I and I think he -- or six yes there is a -- yes so I'm running I'd like Lee Majors okay. It on the six million dollar and out of the car I went right I got out that you don't say if you let it sit for awhile so that gas. The condensation in the gas tank war -- of liquefied would turn -- gas I wish I was noting no imminent more out of it. And I would just make a phone call what it's like you and say -- AAA. Which number I'm I'm not that I'm not that far relief Romo pass these in the exercise and respect that you know so and I wasn't thinking that clearly -- So why I've run up -- of the gas station after frost traffic coming across in midtown Manhattan but I mean the median. You know I'm in the media where there's lot of snow piling up and people are looking at -- and across all over another big just. Crying need chunky east -- earlier and now I'm in the parking lot of the gas station. So -- go inside yet about against him -- that's exactly right to my door and and I say hey I ran out of gas. Just over here. Can help me out. And the department is the the first in his just okay we we can silly again asking. Animal parts come on them I'm just you can see my car and that thankfully couple to get singled and -- go ahead here here's. In in the circle -- is again asking. And other looking for robot ten minutes. And that's -- saw police guy in -- please visit he just civilian all my car is just off the side of the ramp here. I I you know as I showed you know foolish hammer and I guess he's -- okay. Annie is move down there got to make sure was gonna get total order of our -- process and they find. The -- gas can I give that put in gallon in the half for some like -- He had been at look at it because it technically on a scale zero to ten I'm negative to. But I think -- poured into the into the vehicle well it's something -- yet can pull it back. When you put it into the car itself. We all eventually realized that because only had about a five minute summit. On how the guest network. In effect in the employees of the gas station and no clue how to know -- we're trying to pull the top off. Final one guy goes what are you people doing. You just once you put it in your car. This will be pushed back natural it's okay. Sliding get the car I've run back now I'm not clearly there have been major advancements in caskets I mean I have -- I would know how to do this either he's -- now I'm Lindsay Wagner. On the -- one running running back. The only have a Bionic Woman show couple years ago came back and one of the networks for -- But three episodes going to miss yeah I was it was a blockbuster so guess what not try to put in the car. And that thing doesn't pull back technologies does it sort of stuck in your vehicle you know I can take it up with no gas is going in -- To the vehicle -- so now I have to poll the thing back trying to avoid getting gasoline. All over me. I do it and then get the car to guess they're united so thank you thank you that that."

" It's harder today than ever to run out of gas I'm I'm assuming of a fairly modern view I do a -- and it tells you. How many miles you have left before your on him too well on -- that's not always accurate in my car and gets down to about thirty. Then suddenly it's like double time like 302928. Am and what the heck Karen England three miles right you know. But I know enough that okay it's time to get off do you -- sort of guy thing to -- guys are more likely to take that baby down to. As opposed to women to promote decide they'll episode Kramer in the car dealer all and -- has an edge on everything that in the gas. It's on me and they just keep going to -- blown buy gas station because it's -- yeah. But this is number three for me about a amid all timeless yet third don't know third time I've run out again well you CPI know exact I've been -- gases is like fifteen well first -- college. Issue from library library. And oh yeah and man leaving in my neighborhood about ten years ago -- call some event but yet it's just that feeling of what exactly might think -- to go if I would've called you do you if stepped out and help. The picture -- say yes sixth -- never know little avenue now when I leave work today I didn't sense licenses if so. That's the insight you're listening to over the next ninety minutes a guy who's -- incapable putting gas into his vehicle."